Sean Gallagher Has Forgotten How to Tell The Truth.
Ok, ex Fianna Fail ball boy, Sean Gallagher, is apparently leading the race to be the next President of Ireland. I personally think the guy is a lying piece of shit. If we vote this cunt into the ceremonial post of President, we should immediately call the IMF and ask them to rape us even more savagely than they already are because we will have proven ourselves to be a completely idiotic little island.
This won’t be a long post but here are some facts about Sean Gallagher. You make up your mind if this fucking hairless nut-tumor deserves to be President of anything more than a fucking bridge club.
Sean Gallagher promised funds to budding entrepreneurs on Dragon’s Den but declared his income at €212 per month.
Sean Gallagher considers himself to be a savvy businessman but can’t remember picking up a cheque for €5000 personally from a fuel smuggler’s house.
Sean Gallagher is a black belt in Karate and Judo but, when he lies, he’s a subtle as an elephant on rollerskates.
Sean Gallagher would like you to believe that he is an entrepreneur but his brilliant business idea was to sell people something they already had.
Sean Gallagher has more hair than integrity.
Sean Gallagher learned his trade from one of the most vile criminals in Irish history; Charlie Haughey.
Sean Gallagher is a member of the most self-serving shower of dipshits in the history of the Irish state.
Sean Gallagher was a member of the party that brought Ireland to its knees.
Sean Gallagher can’t answer a straight question.
Sean Gallagher should NOT become president of Ireland.
This list could go on and, should you want to add to it, please feel free to do so in the comments section and I’ll paste it in to the post.
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Sean Gallagher is a fuckbadgering cunthook
Sean Gallagher is a fuckbadgering cunthook
Comment by ronwan — October 25, 2011 @ 10:05 pm
Sean Gallagher was regularly teabagged by Bertie.
Comment by Shaw of Shaw — October 26, 2011 @ 1:01 am
Sean Gallagher has trouble saying no to criminals.
Comment by Old Red Eyes — October 26, 2011 @ 1:02 am