Ok, for those of you of a delicate disposition or an intolerance of profanity, I advise you to read no further. I’m not joking. I’m about to really go off on one, so please read no further if you’re easily offended by the truth explained in a rabidly profane fashion.
Here’s a picture of some lovely lupins to distract you from the angst that lies below.
Ok, I’ve had more than fucking enough of fucking political correctness. If I want to call someone a cunt, I’m going to call that person a cunt and, whilst it’s not meant to offend women, I don’t fucking care if anyone gets offended because the modern world has become more than fucking offensive. Take, for example, the Catholic Church. They have facilitated and covered up child rape and child murder for God knows how long and people still go to fucking mass and kiss the fucking bishop’s ring - sometimes literally. Why is it that, when a parent or a stranger, a fucking teacher or a fucking uncle rapes a child, it’s called child abuse but when a priest does it, it’s called Clerical Abuse? What the fuck? Has the world gone fucking mad. In one case it’s the child being abused and in the other it’s the fucking priest? WHAT? It’s child rape! Get it? They didn’t call the children they raped nasty names and left it at that. They raped them and sometimes killed them. That is NOT clerical abuse. Clerical abuse is what will fucking happen if I’m ever let loose on those insipid, pious, perverted and utterly vile fucking scumbags. That will be abuse of fucking epic proportions.
It makes me so fucking angry that we have to walk on eggshells for fear of insulting someone or hurting someone’s feelings. FUCK THAT! Think about it. The most inane fucking law ever created was the blasphemy law. And why do we have a fucking stupid, cunt of a blasphemy bastarding law? Is it because the fucking government all got together around a campfire, sang Byrds songs and Kumbaya - or whatever it’s called - and decided we should all be nice to eachother? Not on your fucking hairy left one. It’s because everyone’s afraid of Muslims since they rioted in Denmark over a fucking cartoon. A FUCKING CARTOON! Those fucking thick cunts. I wonder what normal Muslims think of it all? I wonder to they condone suicide bombings and violence? Not a fucking chance. In fact, the blasphemy law is probably a bigger embarrassment to them than it is to anyone fucking else!
We have to fucking listen to suited fucking cunts telling us that we have to be nice to eachother. We can’t be sexist and we have to say “he or she” whenever we say anything fucking general. Example: “he or she may or may not have called her teddy bear mohammed.” What they’re really saying is that women are meek fucking idiots who can’t speak up for themselves. BOLLOX! When’s the last time you met a meek woman? I’m all for equality but I am dead fucking against stupidity! Fuck right off with that shit. I will not add one more fucking cunting bastarding sylable that I don’t want to fucking add, simply because some fucking arse-reaming bastard in a fucking suit told me to. FUCK OFF!
Ok, I’ve got myself all worked up now so I’m off for a smoke. If you feel like calling me a cunt for anything I’ve said here, please feel free, I don’t fucking care. One thing though, read the thing and recognise the context before you fucking go off on one.
For those of you who read the fucking warning at the start and still read to this point and have found yourselves offended; well, thick cunts, aren’t ye.