Ok, I’m not going to go through the mechanics of why Ireland is fucked because that’s been done, done and done again and there are a plethora of better informed and more qualified people from whom you can glean that information, should you want to. No, this is a short post about how pathetically stupid the general Irish public is.
Ok, in a nutshell, this is how we came to be a fucking joke of a nation. We fought the British Empire for about 800 years and they finally allowed us to have 26 counties out of 32. Eamon De Velara assassinated Michael Collins, the guy who probably would have called him on the criminal behaviour he was about to embark on and he became leader of the 26 counties of Ireland. So, as you can see, we started out with a criminal in charge and nothing has really changed.
So we find ourselves on the cusp of a boom and people who spent their free time looking down their noses at us common folk, rose to prominence in our banks. A friend of mine worked as a waitress in in a prominent Manhattan restaurant and she told me that she once waited on Sean Fitzpatrick and some of his buddies. She told me he kicked up quite a fuss about the service. Imagine, Sean Fitzpatrick telling someone how to do their job? The Irish people were so fucking stupid that we allowed people like Michael Fingleton and Sean Fitzpatrick to indulge in a bit of foreplay with us before the savagely raped us. They loaned all their criminal and criminally inept buddies oodles of cash so that they’d have something with which to wipe their arses and they never thought that, one day, it would all come crashing down around their ears. Well one day came along and, you know what? Fingleton and Fitzpatrick were right. It didn’t come down around their ears. It came down around our fucking ears. Ours, our children’s’, our children’s, children’s grand children and their kids’ kids…. oh you get the picture. The government bailed these fucking criminal bastards out and paid them off and saddled us, the tax payers, with an insurmountable debt. Now, I’m not going to go into the Golden Circle of patriotic billionaires who took out loans with Anglo Irish bank to, “help them out” and then, once the bank was nationalised, they no longer had to pay that back. Brilliant! We have to pay it back.
Look, this is all old hat and I could go into it in detail but this doesn’t accurately prove how utterly pointless, stupid and ridiculous Irish people are. The next point illustrates this quite well.
In an epidemic of bad government decisions and policies, the Green Party - (still a joke of a party in my humble opinion) - are trying to put through legislation which would see an end to certain blood sports. Bravo! Finally, here comes a good policy change that will show is in a positive light - for a change. The two disgusting blood sports they seek to ban are stag hunting and coursing. Stag Hunting is bad enough, and I’m sure I don’t have to explain what it’s about. It is a very British sport that still goes on in rural Ireland. For those of you who don’t know what coursing is, it is greyhound racing with a live hare. The winning dog, if he catches the hare, rips the little animal to pieces in front of a jubilant crowd of fucking morons. Now, coursing enthusiasts will ply us with all the same bullshit about the hare having a chance to get away and that, once it does, it’s free but this is bullshit. They are recaptured and used for another coursing event. This is barbarism for the entertainment of the moronic masses.
So, this proves that some Irish people are morons. Yes, but then you come to the fact that, although the average taxpayer has been arse-raped by fucking criminal and criminally incompetent fucking reprobates, we have given a couple of token protests and the government that helped us into this crisis is still in power. Take away barbaric and disgusting blood sports and the rural community come out en-masse demanding that this legislation is stopped. They say the government is taking away their way of life. Well, if coursing and shooting animals for fun is a way of life for you then it should be taken away! Ensure that generations of working class Irish people are reamed in the shitter with tax to pay back criminal bankers and politicians? Oh, go on then. Stop us killing fluffy bunnies? NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! WE DEMAND THAT OUR RIGHT TO KILL BUGS AND BAMBI’S DAD BE PROTECTED!
Add to this that thousands of children have actually been physically raped by the clergy, yet our churches are full every Sunday. Fucking morons! Irish fucking morons! And, before you tear into me for slagging off Irish people or for being xenophobic; I’M FUCKING IRISH!
Bring back the Paddy Jokes, boys! They’re perfectly apt.