Captain Purplehead

I’ll keep this brief. My buddy Darwin is doing a great series on the misguided wankress that is Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Click here for a scary video which will illustrate just what kind of a dangerous fucking fruitcake this idiot is. I’ll just add a big of weight to the argument by posting a few of the issues she stands firm on. As Darwin points out, she loves nothing better than sitting in a plane with a high powered rifle, shooting any wolf that happens into view. In fact, she seems to have very little respect for animals at all. She loves guns and, despite not having a clue what the Bush doctrine is, supports it unwaveringly. She is a firm supporter of America’s right to bear arms but not arm polar bears as there are apparently way too many of them around. Endangered? Nonsense! Next thing they’ll be telling her that she can’t hunt Beluga whales!!!!!! As you know, I rarely shirk from offering my honest and absolute opinion of people like Sarah Palin, so I’ll not stop now. Sarah Palin is yet another dangerous American fucking idiot! We can see now the damage that the Bush administration has done to the world ecconomy through their avarice and ineptitude. Well, if McCain and Palin get in, we’re heading straight back to the fucking dark ages.

• Opposed protections for salmon from mining contamination. (Aug 2008)
• Teach Creationism in schools. (Aug 2008)
• Sue US government to stop listing polar bear as endangered. (Aug 2008)
• We must encourage timber, mining, drilling, & fishing. (Jan 2008)
• Wolf predator control is important for subsistence hunters. (Sep 2007)

• Feds shouldn’t list beluga whales as endangered. (Aug 2007)
• Provide stability in regulations for developers. (Jan 2007)
• Fish platform: “Resource First” philosophy. (Nov 2006)
• Don’t amend AK constitution for rural subsistence fishing. (Oct 2006)
• Hunts and fishes, as did her father. (Aug 2008)
• Hunts as much as she can; freezer-full of wild game. (Aug 2008)
• Supports ending D.C.’s 32-year-old ban on handguns. (Jun 2008)
• Lifelong NRA member & champion of right to bear arms. (Feb 2008)
• Supports Constitutional right to bear arms. (Nov 2006)
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Like many Alaskans, Gov. Sarah Palin is a lifelong hunter and strong proponent of Second Amendment rights. A longtime member of the National Rifle Association, she told USA Today when she was running for governor as a Republican in 2006 that “We hunt as much as we can, and I’m proud to say our freezer is full of wild game we harvested here in Alaska.” Palin’s favorite food? “Moose stew after a day of snowmachining,” she said.