Continuing my ideas for the future theme, here’s a few more inventions that might prove useful.
Animal Rehab: Well, it makes sense for Ireland’s olympic horses.
Sober Goggles: These ingenius devices will be worn when drunk so that the person you’ve taken home still looks great in the morning.
A Plank: To take over the Late Late Show. Anything would be an improvement.
Shoulder Prisms To refract those annoying lazer pointers away…… ahem.
Corrective Orthodontic Braces: These COBs will emit a sharp electric pulse everytime a teenager speaks like a moronic American. These could also be adapted to punish Westlife and Ronan Keating amongst others.
Sucker SocksTo stop your socks being sucked off your feed when you’re wearing wellies.
Prisons:These will be large, secure buildings with none of the comforts of home where criminals will go to be punished. It might just reduce the crime rate.
There you go, short and sweet. Keep the ideas coming though.
From Muletaker Heat Resistant Choc Ices,for our spectacular summers.Na fuck it.I’ll stick with beer.
From Kings Bard What about adjustable urinals so that short-arses can pee without dangling into someone else’s slurry…