The Kipper is being Attacked
For some reason there is an Irish Independent left on the Thirsty Kipper every morning. Not only that but it’s a current edition. Neither I nor any of me shipmates have asked for free chip wrapper every morning and I have no idea how to stop it from happening. Ever since the marimba incident, I have expressly forbidden the ferrying or use of shit aboard the Kipper and now this paper turd is deposited onboard every morning. I’m not fucking happy, people! If I need to wipe my arse, I’ll use toilet paper or a kitten, I absolutely do not need this piece of shit posted at me. I know I’m not paying for it but I don’t want it anywhere near the Kipper. For those of you who feel I’m being unfair, I have perused it to see if it has elevated itself above the level of the average sewer rat and I can assure you it hasn’t. There is still a story and accompanying picture of Katy French every day. Her death was tragic but I think it’s time she was left to rest in peace.
So, if there is anyone who is involved in this unprovoked attack on the Kipper or knows someone who is, please cease and desist before I’m forced to retaliate.
