Whilst Dubya isn’t intelligent enough to be considered an idiot, I have highlighted other idiots like Wayne LaPierre, Tom Cruise and L. Ron Hubbard but I am about to introduce you to an idiot who claims, through song, to be an idiot.
Ok, we’re all pretty tired of celebrities preaching to us through the five minute window between the renovation of their 22 million dollar summer houses and the production of their new, private sex tape but there are those amongst us who still buy in to their false sentimentality.
Chief Running Eye is a good American name but Alan Jackson is a better one. If there is a more detestable fucking wanker singing country songs, I haven’t met him. Garth Brookes is bad enough but AJ takes the fucking biscuit. Where were you on that September day? I, like many others, sat horrified at what I was seeing. I looked at a needless loss of innocent life and grimaced at the reprisal that would surely cost more. Alan Jackson apparently stared at it and thought that a cheesy country ballad about the tragedy would boost his album sales.
This is the result. This is a needless, pointless, clueless, useless and fucking soulless attempt to tell the world that Christianity rules all and, if you wear a Stetson, you’re an all-round good egg. I’m not going to put this in the music category because it isn’t. What amazes me is that he has a huge band with him and a marginally bigger audience and not one of them said, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALAN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IRAQ AND IRAN, DON’T FUCKING SING ABOUT IT BECAUSE NEITHER OF THEM HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SEPTEMBER 11th ATTACKS!!!”
Now here is a blithering fucking idiot.
Now, if you want to write about something that pisses you off, this is how to do it.