Stupidologists on South Park.
This is from an episode of South Park that was banned by Paramount because they hadn’t sacked Tom Cruise at the time. It is also the reason that Isaac Hayes - another stupidologist - left the show. The show was banned because of the repeated phrase, “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet.” I enjoy South Park. It’s not to everyone’s taste but I find myself having a bit of a chuckle at it whenever I switch it on. Sometimes the funniest moments come from the truth, hence the old adage, it’s funny cos it’s true. I’m not saying that Tom Cruise is gay. In fact, I couldn’t give a flying fuck what he’s into but the piece in this extract about the beliefs of Stupidologist is true, right down to Galactic Lord Xenu’s craft looking like commercial airliners. It’s a money making racket and that’s all it is.

I missed that episode. Sad fucking bastards the Tom Cruise cult. Fucking sad, deranged, psychotic, stupid, arrogant, devious, money grubbing bastards.
Comment by Brian D — July 10, 2007 @ 1:53 pm