This is from an episode of South Park that was banned by Paramount because they hadn’t sacked Tom Cruise at the time. It is also the reason that Isaac Hayes - another stupidologist - left the show. The show was banned because of the repeated phrase, “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet.” I enjoy South Park. It’s not to everyone’s taste but I find myself having a bit of a chuckle at it whenever I switch it on. Sometimes the funniest moments come from the truth, hence the old adage, it’s funny cos it’s true. I’m not saying that Tom Cruise is gay. In fact, I couldn’t give a flying fuck what he’s into but the piece in this extract about the beliefs of Stupidologist is true, right down to Galactic Lord Xenu’s craft looking like commercial airliners. It’s a money making racket and that’s all it is.